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Turkey Joke #7

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

Foul weather!

When a big storm is coming, you get ready for it. You see what’s heading your way, so you get prepared. But a lot of people aren’t ready for life to end. They haven’t prepared for what comes next.

The Bible says, “Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment” (Hebrews 9:27).

Are you ready to stand before God?

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Turkey Joke #6

Why do turkeys lay eggs?

If they dropped them, they’d break!

That’s common sense. Do you know what else is common sense? The idea that life is more than just breathing, feeling and existing.

You are not a mistake. You are not an accident. There is purpose and meaning but it’s only found in Jesus Christ.

The Bible says, “But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.” (Romans 5:8).

What is stopping you from coming to Christ and discovering the life He created you to have?

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Turkey Joke #5

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll.

Perhaps the correct question should be, “Why would a turkey be on top of a barn?”

Sometimes we find ourselves in places that we don’t expect. When you look at your life…Where you’ve come from…Where you’re going…How do you see your life? Are you satisfied and secure with this?

Jesus said, “The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly” (John 10:10).

Do you have abundant life? Are you really living or are you just surviving?

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Turkey Joke #4

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

People are scared of many things but it has been said that the greatest fear is death. Did you know you don’t have to be scared of this?

The Bible says, “But [God’s grace] has now been revealed through the appearing of our Savior, Christ Jesus, who has destroyed death and has brought life and immortality to light through the gospel” (2 Timothy 1:10).

If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, there’s nothing in death to fear. You can know for sure that you have eternal life.

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Turkey Joke #3

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!

Didn’t expect this answer? Here’s another you might not expect…

Jesus said, “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven…” (Matthew 7:21). 

Many people will tell Jesus all the good things they’ve done but there is no place for them in Heaven. Even though they were good, Jesus was not the LORD of their lives. They weren’t “saved.” No one is good enough to get into Heaven on their own…

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Turkey Joke #2

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off.

Here’s the Good News. If you’ve giving your life to Jesus Christ, you’ve crossed from death to life.

Jesus said, “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life” (John 5:24).

Do you know for sure that you have eternal life? Have you crossed from death to life?

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Turkey Joke #1

What key won’t open any door?

A Turkey.

The Bible talks about a door too.

Jesus said, “Behold, I stand at the door and knock; if anyone hears My voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and will dine with him, and he with Me” (Revelation 3:20).

What is stopping you from opening the door of your life to Jesus Christ. He created you. He loves you and has great plans for your life. Why would anyone want to keep that “door” closed?

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Understanding the Needs

Read:

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother.

The first said, “I built a big house for our mother.” The second said, “I sent her a Mercedes with a driver.” The third smiled and said, “I’ve got you both beat. You know how mom enjoys the Bible and you know she can’t see very well. I sent her a brown parrot that can recite the entire Bible. It took 20 monks in the monastery 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for 10 years, but it was worth it. Mom just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.”

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks. She wrote the first son, “Milton, the house you built is so huge I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.” She wrote the second son, “Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time, so I never use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!” She wrote the third son, “Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chicken was delicious.”*

Reflect

Read 1 Corinthians 9:22-23 from your Bible.

Respond

In the above story poor Melvin made a pretty large mistake by not asking what his mom liked or wanted. He didn’t understand his mother’s needs. What are some need of the students in your class? How can you meet those needs? (For example, if the need is special attention from you, when can you go and watch a ball game; if the need is encouragement, why not send him a short note telling him how special he is to you, etc.) God knows each of our needs? What are some ways He has met your needs in the past? What are some ways He can use you to meet others people’s needs this week?

Prayerfully consider what you have read today. Then take a few moments to pray for yourself, your students, and others with whom you serve in ministry.

Remember

If we don’t know what people need, how can we minister to them in an effective way?

With lack of understanding come low expectations. If you and the student’s parents don’t expect them to want to memorize the verse for the day, they probably won’t. If you don’t expect them to grow spiritually, they probably won’t. If you don’t expect them to read their Bible during the week, the probably won’t. If these are the feelings expressed to students by leaders, adults, and parents, then the students will sink to meet those low expectations. In our churches today the greatest factor that holds children back from spiritual development is the low expectations of parents and adults.

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*A Children’s Leader Devotion, (Lake Forest, CA: Saddleback Church), Week 16.

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You Be Jesus

Read:

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, age 5 and Ryan, age 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. “If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait.’” Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus.” 28

Reflect

Read 1 Peter 2:9 from your Bible.

Respond

A preschooler was getting in the car after church when she spotted her teacher walking across the parking lot.

“Look, mom,” she said excitedly. “There goes Jesus!”*

Leading children is an incredible privilege as you represent to them what Jesus is like. What character trait does the Lord want you to work on this week to help you be more like Him?
Prayerfully consider what you have read today. Then take a few moments to pray for yourself, your students, and others with whom you serve in ministry.
 

Remember

You have been chosen for God’s work serving in children’s ministry. Be Jesus this week!

“I will model Jesus this week to the students in my class by…(fill in the answer).

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*Craig Jutilla, Saddleback Children’s Conference, April 2004.

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Caught, Not Taught

Read:

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?” 27

Reflect

Read Proverbs 4:23-24 from your Bible.

Respond

I was in a small church on a Sunday evening and one of the youth said to me, “Do you know why they ask the youth to take up the offering on Sunday nights?”

“What do you mean?” I replied.

She answered, “It’s because none of the deacons are here.”

As I looked around I realized there was a great amount of truth in what she said. Only two out of ten or more deacons were present that night.

It’s amazing how students can pick up on just about everything we say or do. They know when we’re in worship service and when we’re not and if we’re absent they wonder why. They watch from a distance and soak in all that happens with us. They listen as we talk with other adults and many of them are watching to see if what we have is “real.” Consider the best teachers you ever had: What do you remember about them? Probably not a single lesson they taught, but you remember their passion, how they treated you, your relationship with them, how you felt important when you approached them with a question, etc. Life’s best lessons are not taught—They are caught.

What are your students catching from you? What do you want them to catch from you?
Prayerfully consider what you have read today. Then take a few moments to pray for yourself, your students, and others with whom you serve in ministry.
Remember

You are a living testimony to those around you—Make sure yours is a life worth catching.

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