Black Friday Joke

Who profits the most on Black Friday? The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day. Only in America can you trample people to get a lot more exactly one day after giving thanks for what you already have. For many, “Black Friday” is a day for getting. But listen to … Read more

Turkey #17

We had grandma for Thanksgiving dinner. Really? We had turkey. Some things just shouldn’t get confused. The biggest of these is how a person can have eternal life. Did you know that, according to the Bible: Going to church can’t get you into Heaven. Being good can’t get you into Heaven. Being baptized can’t get you … Read more

Turkey Joke #16

“If you attend a Thanksgiving parade this year and it’s just not very exciting, simply run in the opposite direction as fast as you can and you’ll fast forward the whole thing.” — unknown Believe it or not, Thanksgiving isn’t about Turkeys and parades…Learn what it’s really about at www.threethirtyministries.org/the-real-thanksgiving. Learn more about how you … Read more

Turkey Joke #15

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.  And then discover once a year is way too often.” —Johnny Carson Believe it or not, Thanksgiving isn’t about Turkeys or getting to see family…Learn what it’s really about at www.threethirtyministries.org/the-real-thanksgiving. Learn more about how … Read more

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