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Turkey Joke #16

“If you attend a Thanksgiving parade this year and it’s just not very exciting, simply run in the opposite direction as fast as you can and you’ll fast forward the whole thing.” — unknown

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Turkey Joke #15

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.  And then discover once a year is way too often.” —Johnny Carson

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Turkey Joke #14

“When I was a kid in Indiana, we thought it would be fun to get a turkey a year ahead of time and feed it and so on for the following Thanksgiving.  But by the time Thanksgiving came around, we sort of thought of the turkey as a pet, so we ate the dog.” —David Letterman

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Turkey Joke #13

Why do birds fly south in the Fall?

Because it’s too far to walk.

Why walk when you can fly…or drive? But no matter how you get there, you first have to have a destination.

So here’s the big question: Where are you going?

“I’m getting a degree”…Great! Then what? 

“Then I’ll get a great job”…Great! Then what? 

“Then I’ll meet someone incredible and get married”…Great! Then what? 

“Then we’ll have kids”…Great! Then what? 

“Then I’ll make a lot of money”…Great! Then what? 

“Then I guess I’ll retire”…Great! Then what? 

“Then what?! Then I guess I’ll die”…Great! Then what? 

There’s more to this life than this life…Are you ready?

The Bible says, “For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.” (John 3:16).

What is stopping you from surrendering your life to Jesus Christ today. He created you. He loves you and has great plans for your life. Why would anyone want to say “no” to Him?

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Turkey Joke #12

What did one leaf say to another?

I’m falling for you.

Actions reveal true love. There are a lot of people who say they love God, but their actions don’t show it.

The Bible says, “Whoever says, ‘I know him,’ but does not do what he commands is a liar, and the truth is not in that person.” (1 John 2:4).

You may have met some hypocrites but don’t let them keep you from the truth that real life is only found in Jesus Christ.

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Turkey Joke #11

What happened when the turkey got in a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Did you know that some people “fight” against God? He created you and has great plans for your life but some people war against Him because they don’t want to follow Jesus.

“I want to do what I want to do.” The sad thing is, they are missing out on the very life they were created to have–the life they’ve always dreamed of. Everything you’ve ever wanted life is only found in Jesus Christ and His plans for you.

The Bible says, “Everyone who call on the name of the Lord will be saved” (Romans 10:13).

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Turkey Joke #10

What’s the most musical part of a turkey?

The drumstick!

Even though we aren’t all musical, we can all give thanks.

This Thanksgiving, don’t focus your day on turkey and pie. Take time to truly give thanks for how good God is. He loves you and gave His Son to give you life.

The Bible says, “Give thanks in everything, for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.” (1 Thessalonians 5:18).

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Turkey Joke #9

Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

That turkey is not going anywhere but here’s a question: Where are you going? 

Life is more than just making through to another day. Are you just breathing and existing or do you have real life?

Jesus said, “I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly” (John 10:10).

Do you have abundant life? Are you really living or are you just making it through another day?

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Turkey Joke #8

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?

The outside.

That’s obvious but not everything is as clear as this. A lot of people spend their lives in confusion, searching for something more to this life.

But the Bible is very clear: True life is only found in Jesus Christ.

The Bible says, “Now this is eternal life: that they know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent.” (John 17:3).

Do you have eternal life? Do you know God?

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Turkey Joke #7

What do you call it when it rains turkeys?

Foul weather!

When a big storm is coming, you get ready for it. You see what’s heading your way, so you get prepared. But a lot of people aren’t ready for life to end. They haven’t prepared for what comes next.

The Bible says, “Just as people are destined to die once, and after that to face judgment” (Hebrews 9:27).

Are you ready to stand before God?

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Turkey Joke #6

Why do turkeys lay eggs?

If they dropped them, they’d break!

That’s common sense. Do you know what else is common sense? The idea that life is more than just breathing, feeling and existing.

You are not a mistake. You are not an accident. There is purpose and meaning but it’s only found in Jesus Christ.

The Bible says, “But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.” (Romans 5:8).

What is stopping you from coming to Christ and discovering the life He created you to have?

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Turkey Joke #5

What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll.

Perhaps the correct question should be, “Why would a turkey be on top of a barn?”

Sometimes we find ourselves in places that we don’t expect. When you look at your life…Where you’ve come from…Where you’re going…How do you see your life? Are you satisfied and secure with this?

Jesus said, “The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly” (John 10:10).

Do you have abundant life? Are you really living or are you just surviving?

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Turkey Joke #4

Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

People are scared of many things but it has been said that the greatest fear is death. Did you know you don’t have to be scared of this?

The Bible says, “But [God’s grace] has now been revealed through the appearing of our Savior, Christ Jesus, who has destroyed death and has brought life and immortality to light through the gospel” (2 Timothy 1:10).

If Jesus Christ is your Lord and Savior, there’s nothing in death to fear. You can know for sure that you have eternal life.

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Turkey Joke #3

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!

Didn’t expect this answer? Here’s another you might not expect…

Jesus said, “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven…” (Matthew 7:21). 

Many people will tell Jesus all the good things they’ve done but there is no place for them in Heaven. Even though they were good, Jesus was not the LORD of their lives. They weren’t “saved.” No one is good enough to get into Heaven on their own…

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Turkey Joke #2

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off.

Here’s the Good News. If you’ve giving your life to Jesus Christ, you’ve crossed from death to life.

Jesus said, “Truly, truly, I say to you, he who hears My word, and believes Him who sent Me, has eternal life, and does not come into judgment, but has passed out of death into life” (John 5:24).

Do you know for sure that you have eternal life? Have you crossed from death to life?

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