Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck on the turkey’s foot!
Didn’t expect this answer? Here’s another you might not expect…
Jesus said, “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven…” (Matthew 7:21).
Many people will tell Jesus all the good things they’ve done but there is no place for them in Heaven. Even though they were good, Jesus was not the LORD of their lives. They weren’t “saved.” No one is good enough to get into Heaven on their own…
Learn more about how we all need Jesus and how only He can save us from our sins – Click HERE.
Sharing Jokes with a Purpose is a great way to share the Gospel with your friends.
Join us on Facebook for more jokes: www.Facebook.com/ThreeThirtyMinistries
Discover more jokes and Christian Resources at www.330resources.org.
Share these resources: