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Turkey Joke #9

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Where do you find a turkey with no legs?

Exactly where you left it.

That turkey is not going anywhere but here’s a question: Where are you going? 

Life is more than just making through to another day. Are you just breathing and existing or do you have real life?

Jesus said, “I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly” (John 10:10).

Do you have abundant life? Are you really living or are you just making it through another day?

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Turkey Joke #5

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What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll.

Perhaps the correct question should be, “Why would a turkey be on top of a barn?”

Sometimes we find ourselves in places that we don’t expect. When you look at your life…Where you’ve come from…Where you’re going…How do you see your life? Are you satisfied and secure with this?

Jesus said, “The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly” (John 10:10).

Do you have abundant life? Are you really living or are you just surviving?

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