December Joke #15

Christmas Eve Service Just as the pastor began the Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church went out. The ushers found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then the pastor reentered the pulpit, shuffled his notes, and muttered, “Now, where was I?” A voice called out, “Right near the end!”* Did you … Read more

December Joke #14

What came before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam. If you know the story of Adam and Eve from the Bible, you know that they walked and talked with God. Then they sinned against God and were separated from Him. We’ve all done wrong things and even though we’re not perfect, God still loves you and has … Read more

December Joke #13

Knock, Knock… Who’s There? Irish. Irish Who? Irish you a Merry Christmas! Christmas is not about decorations or food. It’s not even about friends and family. Christmas is all about the fact that God sent Jesus to be the Savior of the world. Read the real Christmas story in the Bible at Luke 2. And … Read more

December Joke #12

Spelling Matters A community event invited all the kids at Christmas time for a holiday celebration with a special visit from Satan. (misspelled: Santa). It only takes one mistake to make a big difference…Did you know that it only takes one sin, one bad thing, to keep you out of Heaven? God is perfect but … Read more

December Joke #11

When’s He Coming? A family took their three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the service to start, he turned to his mom and asked, “What time does Jesus get here?”* What would you do…if Jesus showed up where you are. What would you say to Him? What do you … Read more

December Joke #9

Why did the ornament leave the Christmas tree? He got tired of just hanging around. Some people’s goal is just to make it through another day. It’s like they’re just hanging around in life but God created you for so much more… Learn more about God’s plan for your life – Click HERE. Sharing Jokes with … Read more

December Joke #6

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? The letter “D”. What do you have that no one else has? Did you know that no who has ever lived has fingerprints like yours? Did you know that nobody has ever had eyes like yours? You are one-of-a-kind and God’s … Read more

December Joke #5

What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel). An alphabet without an “L” is incomplete. A life without Christ is incomplete too. Did you know that God designed you for a purpose? The Lord loves you and has great plans for your life. Learn more about … Read more

December Joke #4

While decorating Christmas cookies, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor said I will be fine, but I feel like I dyed a little inside. Some people feel something different on the inside…They feel empty. But God created you for so much more. Life is more than breathing, feeling and existing. Discover the real … Read more

December Joke #3

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet. Cookies and cookie sheet naturally go together. They’re just a perfect fit for each other. Did you know that you were created to perfectly walk with God? But we’ve got a problem… Learn more about our problem and how God made a way … Read more

December Joke #2

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor? Because he was feeling kind of crummy. When you make gingerbread men, you can design them however you want. Did you know that God designed you for a purpose? He loves you and has great plans for your life. Learn more about God’s plan for your … Read more

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