January Joke #7

Q: What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A: A snow mobile Things in life are always on the move and if you’re not careful, life can just pass you by. So, here’s a question to consider: What are you living for? What really matters in your life? And when life is over, what … Read more

January Joke #5

Q: What did the snowman order for lunch? A: Icerbergers with chilli sauce We all make choices every day…Decisions, decisions…With lunch do you want Coke, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Coke Zero, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper…the list of choices goes on and on. But only one choice really matters in the whole of life: What have you … Read more

New Year’s Joke #3

Happy New Year I heard of a person whose New Year’s resolution is to break his New Year’s resolutions….That way he succeeds at something!* Did you know…everybody wants to succeed in life but success is not measure by fame or fortune. True success will be seen by what happens in eternity. Here’s the question to ask: … Read more

New Year’s Joke #2

Happy New Year I heard of a person whose New Year’s resolution is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. I hope they don’t get the two mixed up.* Did you know…that most resolutions don’t even last two weeks. It’s a temporary change but the change that Jesus Christ brings to a person’s life … Read more

New Year’s Joke #1

Happy New Year A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.* Did you know…that many people try to “turn over a new leaf” with the New Year but only God can truly give you a new beginning and new life–real life. Learn more about how you the kind … Read more

December Joke #17

Why did Johnny’s grades drop after the holidays? Because everything was marked down! Most of us have experience both passing and failing grades in school. And, although it’s a far worse thing to fail in life, God’s measure of success isn’t what a lot of people think. Learn more about how you can know God … Read more

December Joke #16

Exchange A lady reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____.” His response: “Receipts.”* Did you know…You can take back presents but you can’t take back some choices. Sometimes we make bad decisions and the consequences of those decisions follow us through life. Discover how God made a … Read more

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