Turkey Joke #16

“If you attend a Thanksgiving parade this year and it’s just not very exciting, simply run in the opposite direction as fast as you can and you’ll fast forward the whole thing.” — unknown Believe it or not, Thanksgiving isn’t about Turkeys and parades…Learn what it’s really about at www.threethirtyministries.org/the-real-thanksgiving. Learn more about how you … Read more

Turkey Joke #15

“Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year.  And then discover once a year is way too often.” —Johnny Carson Believe it or not, Thanksgiving isn’t about Turkeys or getting to see family…Learn what it’s really about at www.threethirtyministries.org/the-real-thanksgiving. Learn more about how … Read more

Turkey Joke #3

Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck on the turkey’s foot! Didn’t expect this answer? Here’s another you might not expect… Jesus said, “Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven…” (Matthew 7:21).  Many people will tell Jesus all the good things they’ve done but … Read more

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