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January Joke #17

Q: Do you know how to stop a snowman from smelling?

A: Take his nose away!

We all lose things in life…Loved ones. Friends. Belongings. Dreams…But there is nothing greater that you can lose than your own soul.

The Bible says in Matthew 16:26, “For what will it profit a man, if he gains the whole world, and forfeits his life? Or what will a man give in exchange for his life?”

What is your life worth? God has shown you what it’s worth because He loved you so much He gave His own Son to make a way to save you.

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January Joke #16

Q: What’s white and goes up?

A: A confused snowflake!

No matter what you’ve done, God can forgive your sins. In the Bible King David committed adultery with the wife of one of his soldiers. She became pregnant and to cover it up, he had the soldier killed and then married her. When he finally repented and returned to God, he wrote Psalm 51 as a prayer. In Psalm 51:7 he writes, “Wash me, and I shall be whiter than snow.”

No matter what you’ve done, God loves you and has great plans for your life.

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January Joke #15

Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce?

A: A snowball.

A snowball doesn’t bounce because it’s not made of bouncy things. Did you know that you weren’t made to sin? That’s right. God created you to know and walk with Him but we’ve all done wrong things. That’s why God sent Jesus and only Jesus can “save” us from our sins.

The Bible says in Romans 5:8, “But God demonstrates his own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.”

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January Joke #14

Q: What’s an ig?

A: An eskimo’s home without a loo!

If you don’t have a toilet in your home, you’ve got to go somewhere else to find what you’re looking for. In life, people are looking for more too – more than just breathing and existing. True life is only found in Jesus Christ.

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January Joke #13

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

A: Do you smell carrots?

Do you know what smells good to God?

The Bible tells us in 2 Corinthians 2:14-17 that those who know and share Christ are a sweet aroma to Him. The truth that Jesus Christ can save you from your sin and give you real life is the greatest message of all.

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January Joke #12

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
It’s Snow.
It’s Snow who?
It’s Snow use. I forgot my name again!

Did you know that James 1:22-25 says that a person who is a “hearer” of the Word but not a “doer” is like a person who looks in the mirror and goes his way and immediately forgets what he looks like? The idea that someone could forget their name or forget what they look like is utterly ridiculous – But no more ridiculous than someone who knows the truth but doesn’t live it.

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January Joke #11

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
It’s Snow.
It’s Snow who?
It’s Snowbody!

When God made you, He designed you for a purpose. God has great plans for your life. You’re NOT a “snowbody” or a nobody. God made you for a reason. He created you to walk with Him everyday. And that’s why Jesus came–to make a way to save you from your sins and bring you back to Him. But you’ll only discover what God has in store for your life on the other side of completely surrendering everything to Him.

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January Joke #10

Q: Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?

A: They have snow caps.

This is a play on words. In truth, it doesn’t matter whether a mountain has a cap or not, if it’s cold outside, it’s going to be cold. You see, we become what we are surrounded by. And the same is true with people. Because many are surrounded by sin and darkness, they allow these things to have a place in their lives.

Have you allowed things in your life that don’t belong? How pure are you? Are you doing anything that you know is wrong? If you were to stand before God right now, what do you think He would say to you?

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January Joke #9

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?

A: In a snow bank.

Some people measure success by the size of their bank account but that’s not what really matters. Listen to what the Bible says in Matthew 6:19-20: “Don’t lay up treasures for yourselves on the earth, where moth and rust consume, and where thieves break through and steal; but lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust consume, and where thieves don’t break through and steal…”

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January Joke #8

Q: What do Snowmen call their kids?

A: Chill-dren

Every parent wants their kids to succeed but what is success? Consider this statement: “I don’t care if my kids grow up to be ditch diggers or the president of the United States. Their success will only be measured by how they know, follow and love Jesus Christ.”

It’s great to leave your kids an inheritance but far greater to leave them a heritage of godliness.

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January Joke #7

Q: What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?

A: A snow mobile

Things in life are always on the move and if you’re not careful, life can just pass you by. So, here’s a question to consider: What are you living for? What really matters in your life? And when life is over, what will there be to show that you ever lived?

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January Joke #6

Q: What happens when you drop a snowball in the water?

A: It gets wet!

This is funny but obvious. And there are some other very obvious things about life that a lot of people miss: That life is more than stuff. That life has true meaning. That real life and eternal life is only found in Jesus Christ.

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January Joke #5

Q: What did the snowman order for lunch?

A: Icerbergers with chilli sauce

We all make choices every day…Decisions, decisions…With lunch do you want Coke, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Coke Zero, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper…the list of choices goes on and on. But only one choice really matters in the whole of life: What have you done with Jesus Christ?

Has their ever been a time in your life that you surrendered everything to Him? Are you saved from your sins? Are you going to Heaven when life is over? What’s holding you back from fully following Him?

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January Joke #4

Q: What do you call a snowman in the desert?

A: A puddle!

A snowman in the desert isn’t going to last long. Sometimes we think that we have all the time in the world but someday each of us will die. Then what?

The Bible says in 2 Peter 3:9 that God is not willing that any should perish but that all should come to repentance. What is stopping you from turning away from the things that are holding you back from following Jesus?

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January Joke #3

Q: What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?

A: Snowflakes!

They say that a good breakfast is a great way to start the day. But what do you do when it seems like life is crashing down around you? A good breakfast is only going to take you so far! Read and think about what the Bible says in Proverbs 3:5-6:

“Trust in the LORD with all your heart, and don’t lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make your paths straight.”

God great plans for your life and you can trust Him–In fact, real life is only found in Him.

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