"Jesus must become greater…" John 3:30
kolbyking What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal? That was filling! We fill our lives with so many things when really only a few truly matter –Really, only one. What matters more than anything else in life is where person stands in his relationship with Jesus Christ. After all, the Bible says: “For … Read more
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? The Crossing Gourd. Crossing Guards help kids cross from one side of the street to another. But there’s another great crossing too. Listen to what the Bible says about those who have given their lives to Jesus Christ. “For once you were darkness, but now … Read more
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie! It’s always good at the end of dinner, when the cook looks at you and says, “Keep your fork.” In other words, good things are coming. Sometimes we all face tough situation but no matter what you face, if you know Jesus Christ, you’ll be all right. … Read more
What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin? Cut it out! Sometimes we put things in our lives that don’t belong–What are some actions or habits you have that would be good to simply “cut out.” And, did you know, that no matter how many “bad things” we cut out, we still aren’t good enough … Read more
What do you use to repair a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch. Most people enjoy jokes with a double-meaning. There are two ways of looking at it. Unfortunately a lot of people live “double” lives – They say one thing but do another. It’s the word “hypocrite” which originally referred to a Greek actor who carried … Read more
Why were the two pumpkins so close? They had deep roots. Where are your roots? It doesn’t matter what you’ve done or where you been, there’s nothing you can say or do to make God stop loving you. Learn more how you can have eternal life HERE. And if you already know Jesus, then let your … Read more
What happens when you drop a pumpkin? You get Squash! Sometimes we all drop the ball…or the pumpkin. But what happens when we do wrong things? Does God still love you? Absolutely. When we fall short, God is faithful. He loves you and through His Son, Jesus, He made a way to save you from … Read more
Read: A mother and a son lived in a certain forest. One day when they were out a tornado surprised them. The mother clung to a tree and tried to hold her son but the swirling winds carried him into the sky. He was gone. The woman began to weep and pray, “Please Lord bring … Read more
Read: In the Fall when you see geese flying south for the winter, they will most likely be flying in a “V” formation. They fly that way on purpose. As each bird flaps its wings, it creates an uplift for the bird immediately behind. By using this flying formation, the entire flock adds about 71% … Read more
Read: Clovis Chappell, a minister from a century back, used to tell the story of two paddleboats. They left Memphis about the same time, traveling down the Mississippi River to New Orleans. As they traveled side by side, sailors from one vessel made a few remarks about the snail’s pace of the other. Words were … Read more
Read: We read that in 1677 a licentious man married a licentious women. From that union came 1900 descendants. Of these descendants 771 were criminals, 39 were murderers; only 10 learned a trade and they learned it in prison. They spent a combined total of 1,300 years in prison and cost the state of New … Read more
Read: A woman went into a psychiatrist’s office. She had a fried egg on her head and strips of bacon hanging over her ears. She said to the doctor, “I didn’t come to see you about myself; I came to see you about my brother. There is something wrong with him.”* Moral: It’s easy to … Read more
Read: That young man should have turned himself in. Not that he would’ve been acquitted; he robbed a bank. But at least he wouldn’t have been the laughingstock of Virginia Beach. Cash-strapped and at the age of nineteen, he went to Jefferson State Bank on a Wednesday afternoon, filled out a loan application, and left. … Read more
Read: A minister stood before his congregation and announced: “The Lord owns the cattle on a thousand hills. He only need cowboys to round them up. Will the ushers please come forward for the offering?”* “When it comes to giving, some people stop at nothing.” -unknown ** “Some people who give the Lord credit are reluctant … Read more
Read: A certain man had a fine canary whose song was unusually beautiful. During the summer it seemed a shame to keep the bird inside. So his owner placed his cage outside in a tree. Many sparrows frequented the tree, attracted by the cage. At first the canary was frightened, but he soon began to … Read more