October Jokes

What did the Doctor say after the pumpkin had an accident? It looks like he’ll be a vegetable the rest of his life. The Bible talks about a Doctor too: The Great Physician. But unlike an earthly doctor, Jesus can not only heal our physical illnesses, He can forgive our sins too. The Bible says, “If … Read more

When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin? When you drop it. Then it’s squash! Drop a pumpkin and the result is: A mess. All actions come with consequences and there’s a consequence for our sin too. The  Bible says, “For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life … Read more

What does a Jack O Lantern and Christian have in common? They both have a light inside. Listen to what the Bible says: “You are the light of the world. A city located on a hill can’t be hidden. Neither do you light a lamp, and put it under a measuring basket, but on a stand; and … Read more

Why do pumpkins sit on the front porch? They have no hands to knock on the door! Did you know the Bible talks about Someone knocking? Listen to this: In the Bible, Jesus said, “Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, then I will come … Read more

After the pumpkin became a Jack O Lantern, why was it scared to cross the road? It had no guts! Courage isn’t the absence of fear but the realization that there is something more important that your fears. The Bible says, “Be strong and courageous. Don’t be afraid. Don’t be dismayed, for the Lord your … Read more

What do you get when you divide the circumference of your pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi. Pi = 3.142857142857…It just keeps going and going and never ends. A lot people think that everything ends when this life is over but death is just the beginning of eternity. The question isn’t, “What’s next?” But, “Are … Read more

Why do pumpkins never quarrel? Because they have no stomach for fighting! Did you know that some people “fight” against God? He created you and has great plans for your life but some people war against Him because they don’t want to follow Jesus. “I want to do what I want to do.” The sad … Read more

Where do Jack O Lanterns live? In the Seedy part of town. Did you know that God doesn’t look at where you grew up, how talented you are, how strong or fast or pretty you are? Man looks at these outward things but God looks at your heart. Is your heart right with Him? But … Read more

What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal? That was filling! We fill our lives with so many things when really only a few truly matter –Really, only one. What matters more than anything else in life is where person stands in his relationship with Jesus Christ. After all, the Bible says: “For … Read more

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school? The Crossing Gourd. Crossing Guards help kids cross from one side of the street to another. But there’s another great crossing too. Listen to what the Bible says about those who have given their lives to Jesus Christ. “For once you were darkness, but now … Read more

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving? Good-pie! It’s always good at the end of dinner, when the cook looks at you and says, “Keep your fork.” In other words, good things are coming. Sometimes we all face tough situation but no matter what you face, if you know Jesus Christ, you’ll be all right. … Read more

What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin? Cut it out! Sometimes we put things in our lives that don’t belong–What are some actions or habits you have that would be good to simply “cut out.” And, did you know, that no matter how many “bad things” we cut out, we still aren’t good enough … Read more

What do you use to repair a jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin patch. Most people enjoy jokes with a double-meaning. There are two ways of looking at it. Unfortunately a lot of people live “double” lives – They say one thing but do another. It’s the word “hypocrite” which originally referred to a Greek actor who carried … Read more

Why were the two pumpkins so close? They had deep roots. Where are your roots? It doesn’t matter what you’ve done or where you been, there’s nothing you can say or do to make God stop loving you. Learn more how you can have eternal life HERE. And if you already know Jesus, then let your … Read more

What happens when you drop a pumpkin? You get Squash! Sometimes we all drop the ball…or the pumpkin. But what happens when we do wrong things? Does God still love you? Absolutely. When we fall short, God is faithful. He loves you and through His Son, Jesus, He made a way to save you from … Read more