January Joke #17

Q: Do you know how to stop a snowman from smelling? A: Take his nose away! We all lose things in life…Loved ones. Friends. Belongings. Dreams…But there is nothing greater that you can lose than your own soul. The Bible says in Matthew 16:26, “For what will it profit a man, if he gains the … Read more

January Joke #16

Q: What’s white and goes up? A: A confused snowflake! No matter what you’ve done, God can forgive your sins. In the Bible King David committed adultery with the wife of one of his soldiers. She became pregnant and to cover it up, he had the soldier killed and then married her. When he finally … Read more

January Joke #15

Q: What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A: A snowball. A snowball doesn’t bounce because it’s not made of bouncy things. Did you know that you weren’t made to sin? That’s right. God created you to know and walk with Him but we’ve all done wrong things. That’s why God sent Jesus and only Jesus … Read more

January Joke #14

Q: What’s an ig? A: An eskimo’s home without a loo! If you don’t have a toilet in your home, you’ve got to go somewhere else to find what you’re looking for. In life, people are looking for more too – more than just breathing and existing. True life is only found in Jesus Christ. … Read more

January Joke #13

Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman? A: Do you smell carrots? Do you know what smells good to God? The Bible tells us in 2 Corinthians 2:14-17 that those who know and share Christ are a sweet aroma to Him. The truth that Jesus Christ can save you from your sin and … Read more

January Joke #12

Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s Snow. It’s Snow who? It’s Snow use. I forgot my name again! Did you know that James 1:22-25 says that a person who is a “hearer” of the Word but not a “doer” is like a person who looks in the mirror and goes his way and immediately forgets what … Read more

January Joke #11

Knock, knock! Who’s there? It’s Snow. It’s Snow who? It’s Snowbody! When God made you, He designed you for a purpose. God has great plans for your life. You’re NOT a “snowbody” or a nobody. God made you for a reason. He created you to walk with Him everyday. And that’s why Jesus came–to make … Read more

January Joke #9

Q: Where does a snowman keep his money? A: In a snow bank. Some people measure success by the size of their bank account but that’s not what really matters. Listen to what the Bible says in Matthew 6:19-20: “Don’t lay up treasures for yourselves on the earth, where moth and rust consume, and where … Read more

January Joke #8

Q: What do Snowmen call their kids? A: Chill-dren Every parent wants their kids to succeed but what is success? Consider this statement: “I don’t care if my kids grow up to be ditch diggers or the president of the United States. Their success will only be measured by how they know, follow and love … Read more

January Joke #7

Q: What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A: A snow mobile Things in life are always on the move and if you’re not careful, life can just pass you by. So, here’s a question to consider: What are you living for? What really matters in your life? And when life is over, what … Read more

January Joke #5

Q: What did the snowman order for lunch? A: Icerbergers with chilli sauce We all make choices every day…Decisions, decisions…With lunch do you want Coke, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Coke Zero, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper…the list of choices goes on and on. But only one choice really matters in the whole of life: What have you … Read more

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