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December Joke #8

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What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum–You just can’t beat it!

You might not have a broken drum but we’ve all had a broken relationship with God.

God is perfect but we are not perfect and our sin, the wrong things we do, separate us from God.

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December Joke #7

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Did you ever eat a clock?

It’s time consuming.

Sometimes we think we have all the time in the world but one thing is certain: None of us will live forever.

The Good News is that you can know for sure that you will go to Heaven when you die.

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December Joke #6

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What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?

The letter “D”.

What do you have that no one else has?

Did you know that no who has ever lived has fingerprints like yours?

Did you know that nobody has ever had eyes like yours?

You are one-of-a-kind and God’s plans for you are special and unique to you.

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December Joke #5

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What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has no L (Noel).

An alphabet without an “L” is incomplete. A life without Christ is incomplete too.

Did you know that God designed you for a purpose? The Lord loves you and has great plans for your life.

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December Joke #4

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While decorating Christmas cookies, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor said I will be fine, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.

Some people feel something different on the inside…They feel empty. But God created you for so much more.

Life is more than breathing, feeling and existing. Discover the real meaning of life and the great plans God has for you – Click HERE.

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December Joke #3

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What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet.

Cookies and cookie sheet naturally go together. They’re just a perfect fit for each other.

Did you know that you were created to perfectly walk with God? But we’ve got a problem…

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December Joke #2

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Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling kind of crummy.

When you make gingerbread men, you can design them however you want. Did you know that God designed you for a purpose?

He loves you and has great plans for your life.

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December Joke #1

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Why did the candy cane get in a fight?

Because it wanted to get a licking.

Believe it or not, a Candy Cane can represent a lot about the real meaning of Christmas.

If you turn it upside down, it’s a “J” which can stand for “Jesus” whom God sent to be the Savior of the world.

Turn it right side up and it looks like a shepherd’s staff. The shepherds were the first people to whom God proclaimed through the angels that the Savior had been born.

The red stripe can represent the blood that Jesus shed on the cross to save us from our sins and white stripe can represent the purity that only comes when people receive Christ as their Lord and Savior.

As you eat the candy cane, everything disappears and only the white remains. This can show how Jesus removes our sins to make us “whiter” than snow.

What’s Christmas all about? It’s all about Jesus!

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