January Joke #7

Q: What do you call a snowman on rollerblades? A: A snow mobile Things in life are always on the move and if you’re not careful, life can just pass you by. So, here’s a question to consider: What are you living for? What really matters in your life? And when life is over, what … Read more

January Joke #5

Q: What did the snowman order for lunch? A: Icerbergers with chilli sauce We all make choices every day…Decisions, decisions…With lunch do you want Coke, Diet Coke, Cherry Coke, Coke Zero, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper…the list of choices goes on and on. But only one choice really matters in the whole of life: What have you … Read more

The Hitchhiker

On one occasion Dr. Bob Gray got so burdened about winning someone to Christ, he prayed early in the morning that the Lord would give him a soul that day. He had that on his heart as he drove to his early morning radio broadcast. As he got out on the expressway in Jacksonville and … Read more

Opportunities

Read: Sometimes an idea has to slap you in the face; it’s the only way providence can get your undivided attention. “It was a beautiful Lake Michigan day–puffy white clouds, light breeze, not too hot,” recalls 23-year-old Joanne Marlowe. “I was pretty depressed about my business, and decided to walk across the street to the … Read more

Sharpen Your Axe

Read: One man challenged another to an all-day wood chopping contest. The challenger worked very hard, stopping only for a brief lunch break. The other man had a leisurely lunch and took several breaks during the day. At the end of the day, the challenger was surprised and annoyed to find that the other fellow … Read more

Caught, Not Taught

Read: A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?” “I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied. “Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on … Read more

Rejoice!

YOU WILL NEED: ✓A Bible marked at Philippians 4:4 and Acts 16:19-34 GET STARTED Tell the following jokes to begin… -Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes. A building can’t jump at all! -What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? “Quack, Quack, Quack” -What’s blue and covered with feathers? … Read more

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