Category Archives: November Jokes

Turkey Joke #16

“If you attend a Thanksgiving parade this year and it’s just not very exciting, simply run in the opposite direction as fast as you can and you’ll fast forward the whole thing.” — unknown

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Turkey #17

We had grandma for Thanksgiving dinner.

Really? We had turkey.

Some things just shouldn’t get confused. The biggest of these is how a person can have eternal life.

Did you know that, according to the Bible:

  • Going to church can’t get you into Heaven.
  • Being good can’t get you into Heaven.
  • Being baptized can’t get you into Heaven.

There’s only ONE WAY and that’s by placing your faith in Jesus Christ and surrendering your life to Him.

Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.” (John 14:6).

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Black Friday Joke

Who profits the most on Black Friday?

The one who was smart enough not to go shopping on that day.

Only in America can you trample people to get a lot more exactly one day after giving thanks for what you already have.

For many, “Black Friday” is a day for getting. But listen to what the Bible says about gain…

Jesus said, “For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world, and forfeit his soul?” (Mark 8:36).

Among your getting, don’t neglect the most important thing of all: Do you know Jesus Christ? Do you have eternal life?

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