What did the Doctor say after the pumpkin had an accident?

It looks like he’ll be a vegetable the rest of his life.

The Bible talks about a Doctor too: The Great Physician. But unlike an earthly doctor, Jesus can not only heal our physical illnesses, He can forgive our sins too.

The Bible says, “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and righteous to forgive us the sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.” 1 John 1:9

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When is a pumpkin not a pumpkin?

When you drop it. Then it’s squash!

Drop a pumpkin and the result is: A mess.

All actions come with consequences and there’s a consequence for our sin too.

The  Bible says, “For the wages of sin is death, but the free gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord.” Romans 6:23

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What does a Jack O Lantern and Christian have in common?

They both have a light inside.

Listen to what the Bible says:

“You are the light of the world. A city located on a hill can’t be hidden. Neither do you light a lamp, and put it under a measuring basket, but on a stand; and it shines to all who are in the house. Even so, let your light shine before men; that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father who is in heaven.” Matthew 5:14-16

People don’t put a light in a Jack O Lantern to hide it. In the same way, the light of Jesus shouldn’t be hidden in the lives of those who follow Him.

Many live in “darkness” and we all need the light of Christ.

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Why do pumpkins sit on the front porch?

They have no hands to knock on the door!

Did you know the Bible talks about Someone knocking?

Listen to this:

In the Bible, Jesus said, “Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, then I will come in to him, and will dine with him, and he with me.” Revelation 3:20

Are you willing to let Jesus in?

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After the pumpkin became a Jack O Lantern, why was it scared to cross the road?

It had no guts!

Courage isn’t the absence of fear but the realization that there is something more important that your fears.

The Bible says, “Be strong and courageous. Don’t be afraid. Don’t be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go.” Joshua 1:9

God is with His people. The question isn’t “Where is God?” But, “Where am I in my relationship with God?”

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What do you get when you divide the circumference of your pumpkin by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

Pi = 3.142857142857…It just keeps going and going and never ends.

A lot people think that everything ends when this life is over but death is just the beginning of eternity.

The question isn’t, “What’s next?” But, “Are you ready?”

Where will you spend forever?

The Bible says, “These things I have written to you who believe in the name of the Son of God, that you may know that you have eternal life, and that you may continue to believe in the name of the Son of God.” 1 John 5:13

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Why do pumpkins never quarrel?

Because they have no stomach for fighting!

Did you know that some people “fight” against God? He created you and has great plans for your life but some people war against Him because they don’t want to follow Jesus.

“I want to do what I want to do.” The sad thing is, they are missing out on the very life they were created to have–the life they’ve always dreamed of. Everything you’ve ever wanted life is only found in Jesus Christ and His plans for you.

The Bible says, “Everyone who call on the name of the Lord will be saved.” Romans 10:13.

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Where do Jack O Lanterns live?

In the Seedy part of town.

Did you know that God doesn’t look at where you grew up, how talented you are, how strong or fast or pretty you are? Man looks at these outward things but God looks at your heart. Is your heart right with Him?

But the Lord said to Samuel, “Don’t look on his face, or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him; for I don’t see as man sees. For man looks at the outward appearance, but the Lord looks at the heart.” 1 Samuel 16:7

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What does a pumpkin pie say after a big meal?

That was filling!

We fill our lives with so many things when really only a few truly matter –Really, only one. What matters more than anything else in life is where person stands in his relationship with Jesus Christ.

After all, the Bible says:

“For what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and to lose his soul?” Mark 8:36

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Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

The Crossing Gourd.

Crossing Guards help kids cross from one side of the street to another. But there’s another great crossing too. Listen to what the Bible says about those who have given their lives to Jesus Christ.

“For once you were darkness, but now you are light in the Lord. Live as children of light” Romans 5:8

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What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

Good-pie!

It’s always good at the end of dinner, when the cook looks at you and says, “Keep your fork.” In other words, good things are coming.

Sometimes we all face tough situation but no matter what you face, if you know Jesus Christ, you’ll be all right. Here’s a promise from the Lord:

“We know that all things work together for good for those who love God, to those who are called according to his purpose.” Romans 8:28

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What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?

Cut it out!

Sometimes we put things in our lives that don’t belong–What are some actions or habits you have that would be good to simply “cut out.”

And, did you know, that no matter how many “bad things” we cut out, we still aren’t good enough to get to Heaven on our own? God is perfect but we’ve all done wrong things.  That’s our problem and that’s why we all need Jesus–Only He can save us from our sins.

The Bible says, “But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.” Romans 5:8

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What do you use to repair a jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch.

Most people enjoy jokes with a double-meaning. There are two ways of looking at it.

Unfortunately a lot of people live “double” lives – They say one thing but do another. It’s the word “hypocrite” which originally referred to a Greek actor who carried two masks and would switch characters throughout a drama.

You may have known some hypocrites in your life but you can always take God at His word. He will never lie to you and has already given you the truth…

Jesus said, “I am the Way, the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except through Me.” John 14:6

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And, if you already know Christ as your Savior, live a life that’s genuine – no masks…nothing to hide.

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Why were the two pumpkins so close?

They had deep roots.

Where are your roots? It doesn’t matter what you’ve done or where you been, there’s nothing you can say or do to make God stop loving you.

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And if you already know Jesus, then let your roots grow deep in Him. He’s the best foundation for life:

Here’s a great story that Jesus told about building your life on the right foundation:

“Everyone who hears these words of mine, and does them, is like a wise man who built his house on a rock. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it didn’t fall, because it was founded on the rock. Everyone who hears these words of mine, and doesn’t do them will be like a foolish man, who built his house on the sand. The rain came down, the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat on that house; and it fell—and great was its fall.” – Matthew 7:24-27

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What happens when you drop a pumpkin?

You get Squash!

Sometimes we all drop the ball…or the pumpkin. But what happens when we do wrong things? Does God still love you? Absolutely. When we fall short, God is faithful. He loves you and through His Son, Jesus, He made a way to save you from your sins.

The Bible says, “But God demonstrates His own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.” Romans 5:8

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