February Jokes

Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee? A: Your bee-utiful! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–the only kind of love that gives you life. Jesus said, “The thief only comes to steal, kill, and destroy. I … Read more

Q: What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel? A: I’m nuts about you! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse: “But God, being rich in mercy, for his great love with which he loved us, … Read more

Q: What did the bat say to his best friend? A: You’re fun to hang around with. In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse: “Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for … Read more

Q: What do you call two birds in love? A: Tweethearts! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse: “For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him should … Read more

Q: What did one pickle say to the other? A: You mean a great dill to me. In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse: “But you, Lord, are a merciful and gracious God, slow to anger, and abundant in … Read more

Q: What did the elephant say to his mom? A: I love you a ton! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse: “Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; for his loving kindness endures forever.” Psalm 136:1 … Read more

Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream? A: I’m sweet on you! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–the kind of love that gives you life. Consider this Bible verse: “Jesus spoke to them, saying, ‘I am the … Read more

Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? A: Cauliflowers! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–the kind of love that’s always with you. Consider this Bible verse: “God is our refuge and strength, a very present help … Read more

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–the kind of love that will never let you down. Consider this Bible verse: “Don’t you be afraid, for I am with you. Don’t be … Read more

Q: What do you call a very small Valentine? A: A Valentiny! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–the kind of love that made a way for you to go to Heaven. Consider this verse about Heaven: “He will wipe away from … Read more

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day? A: Hogs and Kisses! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–The kind of love that never leaves you. Consider this verse: “When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and … Read more

Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day? A: You’re purrr-fect for me! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse: “Love is patient and is kind; love doesn’t envy. Love doesn’t brag, … Read more

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? A: I’m stuck on you! In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse: “But God demonstrates his own love toward us, in that while we were yet … Read more