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New Year’s Joke #3

Happy New Year

I heard of a person whose New Year’s resolution is to break his New Year’s resolutions….That way he succeeds at something!*

Did you know…everybody wants to succeed in life but success is not measure by fame or fortune. True success will be seen by what happens in eternity.

Here’s the question to ask: Am I ready to stand before God? 

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*Original Source: www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/newyearsjokes.html

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New Year’s Joke #2

Happy New Year

I heard of a person whose New Year’s resolution is a FAT bank account and a THIN body. I hope they don’t get the two mixed up.*

Did you know…that most resolutions don’t even last two weeks. It’s a temporary change but the change that Jesus Christ brings to a person’s life lasts forever.

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*Original Source: www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/newyearsjokes.html

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New Year’s Joke #1

Happy New Year

A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.*

Did you know…that many people try to “turn over a new leaf” with the New Year but only God can truly give you a new beginning and new life–real life.

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*Original Source: www.jokes4us.com/holidayjokes/newyearsjokes.html

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December Joke #20

No Parking

Late for a seminar and unable to find parking, a man pulled into a spot behind a church. It was only after he’d gotten out of the car that he spotted this sign: “No parking. Forgiveness is our business, but don’t make it harder than it already is.”*

Did you know…that there’s nothing you can say or do to make God stop loving you. There’s nothing that you’ve done that’s so bad that God can’t forgive you if you’re willing to surrender your life to Him.

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*Original Source: www.rd.com/funny-stuff/13-funny-jokes-for-the-holidays

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December Joke #19

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?

Your teeth.

You can put a lot of things into pies but there’s only one thing you need to have real life: A personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

He loves you and has great plans for your life.

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December Joke #18

Did you hear about the optometrist who fell in his lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle out of himself.

We’ve all had embarrassing moments but what do you think it will be like when you stand before a Holy God?

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December Joke #17

Why did Johnny’s grades drop after the holidays?

Because everything was marked down!

Most of us have experience both passing and failing grades in school. And, although it’s a far worse thing to fail in life, God’s measure of success isn’t what a lot of people think.

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December Joke #16

Exchange

A lady reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____.”

His response: “Receipts.”*

Did you know…You can take back presents but you can’t take back some choices. Sometimes we make bad decisions and the consequences of those decisions follow us through life.

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*Original Source: www.rd.com/funny-stuff/13-funny-jokes-for-the-holidays

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December Joke #15

Christmas Eve Service

Just as the pastor began the Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church went out. The ushers found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then the pastor reentered the pulpit, shuffled his notes, and muttered, “Now, where was I?”

A voice called out, “Right near the end!”*

Did you know…most people never know when they are near the end of their lives. We live…We die…Then what?

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*Original Source: www.rd.com/funny-stuff/13-funny-jokes-for-the-holidays

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December Joke #14

What came before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam.

If you know the story of Adam and Eve from the Bible, you know that they walked and talked with God. Then they sinned against God and were separated from Him.

We’ve all done wrong things and even though we’re not perfect, God still loves you and has great plans for your life.

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December Joke #13

Knock, Knock…
Who’s There?
Irish.
Irish Who?

Irish you a Merry Christmas!

Christmas is not about decorations or food. It’s not even about friends and family. Christmas is all about the fact that God sent Jesus to be the Savior of the world.

Read the real Christmas story in the Bible at Luke 2.

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December Joke #12

Spelling Matters

A community event invited all the kids at Christmas time for a holiday celebration with a special visit from Satan. (misspelled: Santa).

It only takes one mistake to make a big difference…Did you know that it only takes one sin, one bad thing, to keep you out of Heaven?

God is perfect but we are not and our sin has separated us from God.

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December Joke #11

When’s He Coming?

A family took their three-year-old to church for the first time. Getting impatient while waiting for the service to start, he turned to his mom and asked, “What time does Jesus get here?”*

What would you do…if Jesus showed up where you are. What would you say to Him? What do you think He would say to you?

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*Original Source: www.rd.com/funny-stuff/13-funny-jokes-for-the-holidays

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December Joke #9

Why did the ornament leave the Christmas tree?

He got tired of just hanging around.

Some people’s goal is just to make it through another day. It’s like they’re just hanging around in life but God created you for so much more…

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December Joke #8

What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum–You just can’t beat it!

You might not have a broken drum but we’ve all had a broken relationship with God.

God is perfect but we are not perfect and our sin, the wrong things we do, separate us from God.

Learn more about how God made a way to fix our sin problem – Click HERE.


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