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February Joke #14

Q: What did the boy bee say to the girl bee?

A: Your bee-utiful!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–the only kind of love that gives you life.

Jesus said, “The thief only comes to steal, kill, and destroy. I came that they may have life, and may have it abundantly.” John 10:10

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February Joke #13

Q: What did the boy squirrel say to the girl squirrel?

A: I’m nuts about you!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse:

But God, being rich in mercy, for his great love with which he loved us, even when we were dead through our trespasses, made us alive together with Christ (by grace you have been saved), and raised us up with him, and made us to sit with him in the heavenly places in Christ Jesus, that in the ages to come he might show the exceeding riches of his grace in kindness toward us in Christ Jesus.” Ephesians 2:4-7

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February Joke #12

Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse:

He who doesn’t love doesn’t know God, for God is love. By this God’s love was revealed in us, that God has sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him. In this is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son as the atoning sacrifice for our sins.” 1 John 4:8-10

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February Joke #11

Q: What did the bat say to his best friend?

A: You’re fun to hang around with.

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse:

“Greater love has no one than this, that someone lay down his life for his friends.” John 15:13

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February Joke #10

Q: What do you call two birds in love?

A: Tweethearts!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse:

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish, but have eternal life.” John 3:16

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February Joke #9

Q: What did one pickle say to the other?

A: You mean a great dill to me.

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse:

But you, Lord, are a merciful and gracious God, slow to anger, and abundant in loving kindness and truth.Psalm 86:15

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February Joke #8

Q: What did the elephant say to his mom?

A: I love you a ton!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse:

Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good; for his loving kindness endures forever.Psalm 136:1

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February Joke #7

Q: What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?

A: I’m sweet on you!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–the kind of love that gives you life.

Consider this Bible verse:

“Jesus spoke to them, saying, ‘I am the light of the world. He who follows me will not walk in the darkness, but will have the light of life...'” John 8:12

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February Joke #6

Q: What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?

A: Cauliflowers!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–the kind of love that’s always with you.

Consider this Bible verse:

God is our refuge and strength, a very present help in trouble.” Psalm 46:1

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February Joke #5

Q: Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?

A: Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–the kind of love that will never let you down.

Consider this Bible verse:

Don’t you be afraid, for I am with you. Don’t be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you. Yes, I will help you. Yes, I will uphold you with the right hand of my righteousness.Isaiah 41:10

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February Joke #4

Q: What do you call a very small Valentine?

A: A Valentiny!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–the kind of love that made a way for you to go to Heaven.

Consider this verse about Heaven: “He will wipe away from them every tear from their eyes. Death will be no more; neither will there be mourning, nor crying, nor pain, any more. The first things have passed away.” Revelation 21:4

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February Joke #3

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?

A: Hogs and Kisses!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love–The kind of love that never leaves you.

Consider this verse: “When you pass through the waters, I will be with you; and through the rivers, they will not overflow you. When you walk through the fire, you will not be burned, and flame will not scorch you.Isaiah 43:2

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February Joke #2

Q: What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?

A: You’re purrr-fect for me!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse:

“Love is patient and is kind; love doesn’t envy. Love doesn’t brag, is not proud, doesn’t behave itself inappropriately, doesn’t seek its own way, is not provoked, takes no account of evil; doesn’t rejoice in unrighteousness, but rejoices with the truth; bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things. Love never fails.” 1 Corinthians 13:4-8a

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February Joke #1

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day?

A: I’m stuck on you!

In February a lot of people think about Valentine’s Day, but this month we want you to focus on God’s love. Consider this verse:

“But God demonstrates his own love toward us, in that while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.” Romans 5:8

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