Pumpkin Joke #3

What do you use to repair a jack-o-lantern?

A pumpkin patch.

Most people enjoy jokes with a double-meaning. There are two ways of looking at it.

Unfortunately a lot of people live “double” lives – They say one thing but do another. It’s the word “hypocrite” which originally referred to a Greek actor who carried two masks and would switch characters throughout a drama.

You may have known some hypocrites in your life but you can always take God at His word. He will never lie to you and has already given you the truth…

Jesus said, “I am the Way, the Truth and the Life; no one comes to the Father except through Me.” John 14:6

Learn more about how you can go to Heaven HERE.

And, if you already know Christ as your Savior, live a life that’s genuine – no masks…nothing to hide.


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