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December Joke #15

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Christmas Eve Service

Just as the pastor began the Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church went out. The ushers found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then the pastor reentered the pulpit, shuffled his notes, and muttered, “Now, where was I?”

A voice called out, “Right near the end!”*

Did you know…most people never know when they are near the end of their lives. We live…We die…Then what?

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December Joke #14

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What came before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam.

If you know the story of Adam and Eve from the Bible, you know that they walked and talked with God. Then they sinned against God and were separated from Him.

We’ve all done wrong things and even though we’re not perfect, God still loves you and has great plans for your life.

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