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December Joke #19

What’s the best thing to put into a pie?

Your teeth.

You can put a lot of things into pies but there’s only one thing you need to have real life: A personal relationship with Jesus Christ.

He loves you and has great plans for your life.

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December Joke #4

While decorating Christmas cookies, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.

The doctor said I will be fine, but I feel like I dyed a little inside.

Some people feel something different on the inside…They feel empty. But God created you for so much more.

Life is more than breathing, feeling and existing. Discover the real meaning of life and the great plans God has for you – Click HERE.


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Giving God Your Left-Overs

The Day After Thanksgiving…

Today is the day that most of us are eating left-overs. There’s nothing wrong with a good, left over piece of pie but there’s something terribly wrong when we give God our second best.

Does everything in your life belong to Christ or are you simply giving Him what remains after everything else that’s important to you. The life you’re looking for is only found once you surrender everything to Him.

Jesus said “I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly.” (John 10:10)

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